Sunday 29 January 2012

Confessions on English words in Korean songs

Also known as Engrish:

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Time is sober,Yakisoba
Knock things over, Lightning sofa
~Infinite


Lipstick Chicken Butter Roll...
~G.NA

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I wanna come to me, Girl! ~B2ST


Ma Donut Donut Donut,
ma Donut Donut Donut ~Secret


She Got that Soup I Lub uh uh uh uh ~ Teen Top


HURT TO HURT ~ 4Minute


4Minutes slap, 4Minutes slap UH UH ~ 4Minute
PUSH PUSH BABY, JUST LIKE SISTAR ~Sistar




Latin girl, Mexican girl, American girl, Japan girl, Korean girl ~ ZE:A


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Fikshen/ Infliction/ Eviction ~ B2ST


Imma so gay... SAY NOO! ~B2ST


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Sushi Sea, Red Ocean ~TVXQ



I DAA NAAAAAAAAA!! ~B2ST


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Ijen Kupai Kupai Kupai... ~FT Island




POP POP POP MA COLLAR ~Hyuna

CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK ~Seungri


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Hell No, Hello No ~SHINee

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PANTS. PANTS. PANTS. PANTS.
Stick it in the hole, stick it in the hole, stick it in the hole
oh OH OH ~Super Junior




Give it to my wife, Listen to my wife ~MBLAQ

U-kiss

SHAKE THE ROCK ~U-Kiss




CN Blue`s English Version of "I Don`t Know Why". I swear, it's literally cut and paste from Google Translator. The weirdest thing I`ve ever heard that makes zero sense whatsoever. Thank Christ for Yonghwa's voice...


Don't be scared, baby. Atom bomb is coming!
PAHAHAHA Junhyungie, your Engrish is commendable...


LOVERHOLIC ROBOTRONICELECTRONIC MANIC SUPERSONIC BIONICMYSTERIC HYSTERIC 

  

Urban Dictionary: Supersonic - a 'cool' english word part of the 'ic' family that is easy to rhyme added to nonsensical Kpop songs written by SM Entertainment

SM's attempts to ryhme:
"Loverholic, Robotronic"
"Fantasic, Elastic"
"Mysteric, Hysteric,"
"Electronic, Matic, Supersonic, Bionic, ENERGY"
"Supersonic" and "Hypertonic"


The infamous "Just Gimme Yo Chicken" at 0:27
Priceless.


I still can't forgot Shock of B2ST.
Seriously, the chorus was grammatically messed up.

"I'll break yo shit tonight"
"Every day I shop SHOP Every night I shop SHOP"

Haha, funny thing is that would make more sense than "Shock". I mean what are they shocking every night?

Overall winner is of coarse: B2ST!



Congrats Cube, perhaps you should polish up your English :)



Listening to: Super Junior - Opera

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